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The Story Behind

Train of Thoughtz

I'm Mike Luczak, founder of Train of Thoughtz. For me, The "train of thoughts" process began while I was attending St. Mary's High School from 1979 to 1983.  I'd make up original funny one-liner cards (selling them for a quarter apiece) to classmates to give away at high school parties after homecomings, proms, or football and basketball games. Over the years, I have since added to my one-liners collection, and have developed Train of Thoughtz - https://trainofthoughtz.com.

My one-liners are available as designed apparel, and available for purchase here thanks to the assistance of a DTG T-shirt, hoodie, and sweatshirt printing company located in the Central West End of South St. Louis called Baked T’s. There are over 300 funny and orginal t-shirts and hoodies to choose from with thousands of sizes, designs and colors to choose from!

You can contact me by emailing me at michael.g.luczak@gmail.com.


Quality Material

When you buy something online, you want it to be made of good quality materials, especially clothing. With Train of Thoughtz, you can be sure that you're getting       t-shirts and hoodies made of exceptional quality. Just pick a design, pick a color, choose your shipping location and make your payment.

Just look over the Train of Thoughtz website online shop. To see Mike's unique one-liner t-shirts and hoodies click on the button found below.  Show off your new hoodie or t-shirt to your friends and family with a unique quote. All you have to do is make the order online and wait for the shipment.

Choose From Diverse Options

We have a wide selection for you to view and choose from.  From funny to thought-provoking, we have the most interesting one-liners on our clothing items.

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