The Story Behind

Train of Thoughtz

I'm Mike Luczak, founder of Train of Thoughtz. For me, The "train of thoughts" process began while I was attending St. Mary's High School from 1979 to 1983.  I'd make up original funny one-liner cards (selling them for a quarter apiece) to classmates to give away at high school parties after homecomings, proms, or football and basketball games. Over the years, I have since added to my one-liners collection, and have developed Train of Thoughtz -

My one-liners are available as designed apparel, and available for purchase here thanks to the assistance of a DTG T-shirt, hoodie, and sweatshirt printing company located in the Central West End of South St. Louis called Baked T’s. There are over 300 funny and orginal t-shirts and hoodies to choose from with thousands of sizes, designs and colors to choose from!

You can contact me by emailing me at


Quality Material

When you buy something online, you want it to be made of good quality materials, especially clothing. With Train of Thoughtz, you can be sure that you're getting       t-shirts and hoodies made of exceptional quality. Just pick a design, pick a color, choose your shipping location and make your payment.

Just look over the Train of Thoughtz website online shop. To see Mike's unique one-liner t-shirts and hoodies click on the button found below.  Show off your new hoodie or t-shirt to your friends and family with a unique quote. All you have to do is make the order online and wait for the shipment.

Choose From Diverse Options

We have a wide selection for you to view and choose from.  From funny to thought-provoking, we have the most interesting one-liners on our clothing items.

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